Tampa preps for two-week whore convention – the Super Bowl.
â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- You know how one can tell the Super Bowl is just two weeks away? THE WHORES ARE IN THE HOUSE! Tampa Police already have two high-class (Bunny Ranch) whores in custody as the ladies were in town to give it up to businessmen, defensive linemen and media members who were a little lonely over the two-week run.
- This is a good one for the only in Florida file. This guy, 20, was caught having sex in a girl’s bathroom near the football field. She is 15. The kicker….both are in high school. Yes, 20!
- That high school basketball brawl we told you about yesterday started when one fan made a positive comment about a player. Seriously. 9.9 still on the clock. 71-68, when they resume play without fans.
- Philly police lay down the law. Cause shit tomorrow in the city and expect a heavy hand.
- This former college baseball coach really wanted some of South Alabama’s artificial turf so he just helped himself to some.