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Cuff 'Em: Super Bowl Whores Already Being Arrested, Philly Police Give Early Warning To Revelers And Baseball Coach Really Wanted Artificial Turf

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Tampa preps for two-week whore convention – the Super Bowl.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • You know how one can tell the Super Bowl is just two weeks away? THE WHORES ARE IN THE HOUSE! Tampa Police already have two high-class (Bunny Ranch) whores in custody as the ladies were in town to give it up to businessmen, defensive linemen and media members who were a little lonely over the two-week run.
  • This is a good one for the only in Florida file. This guy, 20, was caught having sex in a girl’s bathroom near the football field. She is 15. The kicker….both are in high school. Yes, 20!

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