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Cuff 'Em: Australian Streaker Gets 59th Naked Conviction, Youth Destroys Stadium Gets Job, Golf Course Sustains $50k In Damages And Vincent Jackson Says It's All Good

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Australia is finally starting to tackle its huge streaker issues. 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Australia’s most notorious streaker – 58 prior convictions – might be at the end of his naked running days as the court system hands down a non-jail sentence to the weirdo.  In his latest incident, the perv was wearing “only a beanie, jacket and runners (shoes).” Asked what excuse he has for acting like a moron, Gariel, 42, responded to police by saying, “I have none. It just happens.”
  • A kid who destroyed a youth baseball stadium turned his work of art into a job offer from the team whose stadium he just trashed. Giving the little rodents a second chance and a job makes sense to us. Oddly enough, the park is named Clemens Stadium.

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