Rutgers' Fan Is Double Fisting Can Beer And Grinding Shrubbery At Papa John's Bowl Fest

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Added: Dec. 31, 2008

Premise of Video: Rutgers fan must not be getting any at home so when the love song “Living On A Prayer,” by Bon Jovi starts, he gets his grind on with this shrub.

Climax of Video: Probably the 42-second mark where Mr. Happy raises a can beer to the crowd in a “look at me, I’m an idiot from Toms River” moment.

Conclusion: Humping the bush wasn’t all that bad but the double fisting of can beer is pretty much sad. It might be time for this guy to get help.

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