Cuff 'Em: Iowa Has New Babysitter, Baseball Bat Violence Over Eaten Jelly, Seau Says No To Charges And Beauty Queen Dope Smuggling

By Joe Kinsey December 26, 2008 Posted in Cuff 'Em Joe Kinsey g+ page

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â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

Iowa football has a new babysitter. After several arrests, embarrassing run-ins with police, the Hawkeyes have hired a former player to hold hands and make sure players aren’t in bars and clubs.
This is sports related because the guy got out two baseball bats after a punk ate all of his jelly. “…the suspect threw the empty jar at the victim, narrowly missing his head.”

Seau won’t press charges against fan who tackled him to say hello.
A beauty queen and soccer players are in a dope smuggling situation. Well, all we really care about is the hot chick who could be going to prison.

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