Tim Tebow Preaches Jesus Christ With Shirt Off

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Update: We bring back this post to figure out what Jesus Christ would do if he was good enough to leave college early for the NFL.

Would Jesus enter the draft or stay in school one more year to hook up with the ladies?

We’re totally straight. Love chicks. Can you tell?

But our eyes were totally fixated on these tight pecs and rock hard abs. Our Tebow obsession is at an all-time high and it’s only July.

The second coming of Jesus H. grabs the mic at the 1:10 mark.

Tebow’s List Of Priorities after the jump….


#1. Implants



#2. Blonds



#3. Dancing



#4. Swimsuits



#5. Erin Andrews

Joe Kinsey