Cuff 'Em: Busted Coverage's Top 20 Sports Related Arrests Of 2008
Our Cuff ‘Em Of The Year, after the jump.
â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
Today we take a look back at the idiots that make this post a possibility. Thanks, morons.
In no particular order.
â€¢ Greatest criminal hair of the year. No question.
â€¢ Yankee-Red Sox youth team coaches get into a handshake line brawl that leads to arrests, embarrassment.
â€¢ You should ask for “No ice” in that drink at tennis matches. Ice isn’t supposed to be yellow.
â€¢ Everyone knows disc golf is really just a huge doper sport.
â€¢ Grandpa pulls a piece on his grandson’s baseball coach.
â€¢ This crack wh@re tried to hide a golf-ball size bag of dope in her vagine (golf reference make this one usable).
â€¢ A University of Georgia baseball player got boozed up and ran over his teammate.
â€¢ The Eastern Kentucky football player stealing douche was a big hit with our readers.
â€¢ When you kick your son like a football that usually spells legal trouble.
â€¢ This cheerleading coach went to prison for getting teen boys drunk and then fondling them.
â€¢ Going Woody Hayes on an 8-year-old football player will get you a visit from the fuzz.
â€¢ Fat toad Hideki Irabu got liquored up and extremely angry at some bar. He pounded 20 jugs of beer that night.
â€¢ Who can forget the Jacksonville Jaguars fans who beat the shit out of a security guard after being cut off at a home game?
â€¢ These high school football streakers got to spend 16 hours in the slammer. One was dressed as a gorilla and the other a banana.
â€¢ Bills PA announcer hosted a grad bash. Things got a little out of control.
â€¢ Mom poses as 15-year-old daughter to join cheerleading team. Seriously.
â€¢ Watch as Cleveland police escort this miscreant from the Muni Lot.
â€¢ Arizona State students get into a milk chugging competition that leads to a horrible accident.
â€¢ …and our favorite story of the year…the Colorado streaker carrying a sword and letting his naked sword fly happens to be the son of a prominent state politician.
She had to be so proud.