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Our Cuff ‘Em Of The Year, after the jump.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

Today we take a look back at the idiots that make this post a possibility. Thanks, morons.

In no particular order.

• Greatest criminal hair of the year. No question.

• Yankee-Red Sox youth team coaches get into a handshake line brawl that leads to arrests, embarrassment.

• A cheerleading mom goes MMA on her daughter’s coach.

• You should ask for “No ice” in that drink at tennis matches. Ice isn’t supposed to be yellow.

• Everyone knows disc golf is really just a huge doper sport.

• Grandpa pulls a piece on his grandson’s baseball coach.

• This crack wh@re tried to hide a golf-ball size bag of dope in her vagine (golf reference make this one usable).

• A University of Georgia baseball player got boozed up and ran over his teammate.

• The Eastern Kentucky football player stealing douche was a big hit with our readers.

• When you kick your son like a football that usually spells legal trouble.

• This cheerleading coach went to prison for getting teen boys drunk and then fondling them.

• Going Woody Hayes on an 8-year-old football player will get you a visit from the fuzz.

• Fat toad Hideki Irabu got liquored up and extremely angry at some bar. He pounded 20 jugs of beer that night.

• Who can forget the Jacksonville Jaguars fans who beat the shit out of a security guard after being cut off at a home game?

• These high school football streakers got to spend 16 hours in the slammer. One was dressed as a gorilla and the other a banana.

• Bills PA announcer hosted a grad bash. Things got a little out of control.

• Mom poses as 15-year-old daughter to join cheerleading team. Seriously.

• Watch as Cleveland police escort this miscreant from the Muni Lot.

• Arizona State students get into a milk chugging competition that leads to a horrible accident.

• …and our favorite story of the year…the Colorado streaker carrying a sword and letting his naked sword fly happens to be the son of a prominent state politician.

She had to be so proud.

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