Daily Dump: Visanthe Shiancoe Gets Porn Offer, Sean Avery’s Sloppy Seconds On Fire, Death Valley Gets Snow, Jennifer Aniston Takes It Off & Great Moments In Boob Grabbing

L.A. Times/Tribune Bankrupt, Still Has Budget To Cover UCLA Undie RunL.A. Times/Tribune Bankrupt, Still Has Budget To Cover UCLA Undie Run
Cuff 'Em: High Schooler Loses Dime Bag In Gym Class Basketball Game, Ohio State Moron On Hook For Shoplifting & UA Baller Banned From Bowl GameCuff 'Em: High Schooler Loses Dime Bag In Gym Class Basketball Game, Ohio State Moron On Hook For Shoplifting & UA Baller Banned From Bowl Game

 

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We are planning some Christmas shopping at this story for a reason. 

You have to hit your free throws to win basketball games.

Especially the Holy War.

St. Joseph’s last night couldn’t do it down the stretch and got beat at the Palestra. It was a great game and much better than 80s boxing. Thanks, ESPN.

What up with all the “Thank God” bullshit at the ESPN College Football Awards show. We looked it up and God was a 6-5 favorite to win the Heisman.

One beefy lineman from Alabama was asked about turning pro and he told the audience it was up to God.

Give us a friggin’ break, big guy. 

Today’s Dump:

Obvious: Vikings tight end offered porn role [College OTR]

Surprises and flops of 2008 NFL Draft [Angry T]

Legs aren’t made to bend like this [Sports Crackle Pop]

Archery class not for idiots with bad aim [Sports Rubbish]

Great Depression II has now hit the minor leagues [Hardball Times]

Sean Avery’s sloppy seconds plays with fire on set [CelebSlam]

Death Valley with a fresh coat of snow [Friends of the Program]

40 inspirational speeches in 2 minutes [Comedy.com]

The worst of the worst – combovers [Holy Taco]

Our friend Steven Seagal faster than bow and arrow [YepYep]

Today’s Tail:

A chick who doesn’t mind getting dirty in a body shop [on205th]

More Marisa Miller than a man can possibly take [Coed]

Below the neck Jennifer Aniston still has the looks (NSFW Ads) [Dirty Rotten]

Nicola McLean just how you like her (NSFW) [Nuts U.K.]

Rosaria is Italian which means she’s loud and hairy [Uncoached]

The thong triple threat [Double Viking]

Krystal’s chest is sending us subliminal messages [Salty Milk]

10 Great Moments In Boob Grabbing History [Manofest]

Photo compilers release Ladies of Body Painting photo dump [Gunaxin]

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