Cuff 'Em: High Schooler Loses Dime Bag In Gym Class Basketball Game, Ohio State Moron On Hook For Shoplifting & UA Baller Banned From Bowl Game

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#43, just the latest idiot risking scholarship [Credit] 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Let this be a lesson to high school gym class basketball players wherever you might be. Never put the dime bag in your sock before hooping. It’s bound to pop loose when showing off your crossover. Don’t believe us? Ask this moron.
  • This has to be the dumbest Ohio State football player since Mo Clarett. You would actually risk an $80,000 scholarship by taking the blame in a shoplifting case over $80 in clothes? Why, idiot?

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