BREAKING! Does Chicago Have Enough Liquor For Kyle Orton AND Jake Peavy?

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It is close to happening, BC readers.

The city of Chicago is about to match one of the NFL’s white partying machine and a white MLB pitcher who doesn’t mind slamming some Jager.

Jake Peavy is likely to join Kyle Orton in the Windy City (bars), reports the Chicago Tribune.

“…it will be a stunner if the Cubs don’t acquire Peavy, who immediately would become the best pitcher on a staff that already boasts Carlos Zambrano, Ryan Dempster, Ted Lilly and Rich Harden.

But this begs the question: “Will Chicago have enough liquor to satisfy both Orton AND Peavy?”