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Iowa Fan Ross Walsh Is Military And Stall Sex Hero, Lois Feldman Wishes She Never Met Idiot

 

Feldman (upper right) and her lover of a few minutes with a girlfriend.

What a great Thanksgiving it must have been for Lois Feldman.

The family gets together and wonders what Lois and her husband have been up to. The kids are there Turkey is served, mashed potatoes are passed and every single person in the room knows that just a week ago Lois was ticketed with shacking up – in a Metrodome handicapped stall – with a military hero and guy who roots for Iowa.

Well, we’re not really sure Ross Walsh (stall-sex hero pics after the jump) is that much of a war hero but he’s definitely the man to the male community after somehow bedding down a 38-year-old mom in front of a capacity restroom crowd of cheering men.

 

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Ross Walsh showing his domination over the female community.

It was literally a reality show for Feldman and now she’s saying the who incident has “ruined her life.”

“I don’t know what happened,” Feldman told the Register. “But I don’t deny that it did happen, because, obviously, there are police reports.”

“I don’t know who this man is,” she told the Register. “I just found out his name in the paper.”

Most of us have been there, Lois. It was called college.

For you this is worse because there are jobs and that little thing called a husband involved.

Yeah, losing the job probably didn’t help matters in this down economy. Yeah, your husband will never let you leave your seat to go get beers. Yeah, your kids are going to do Google searches one day and find out that Walsh is only 26 and has a MySpace page.

Yeah, future employers are going to look at you funny.

And it should be interesting when your husband goes for sloppy seconds.

Sorry, Lois.

You are the story of 2008.

Pictures of The Man – Ross M. Walsh! (efforting on more Feldman)

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    1. […] If you enjoy gossip and tabloid fodder, you can check out some pictures and background information of the Iowa fans who copulated in the Metrodome bathroom by clicking here. […]

    2. Bernard says:

      This would be the "story of the year" if it hadn't happened in Minnesota/involved an Iowan. Of course these people got hammered and shacked up in the bathroom, they are from two of the most worthless states, ever. Lois should just commit suicide right now and get it over with, lest she have douchebags like you delighting in her blacked out mistake.

    3. Julia says:

      Looks like you'd have to be drunk to have sex with this guy…he's only 20something? He looks about 40+! ewwwwww

    4. jim says:

      Hey Bernard (you little ray of sunshine you)
      I happen to be from Minnesota and now I appreciate the cold and adverse weather….keeps asses like you outta here.
      Of course they were getting it on in the restroom….did you see the game? How much of that could anyone watch?
      Unfortunately shes a married lady…. Mrs Feldman….you can bake me cookies any day.

    5. Bernard Hater says:

      Bernard,

      There are much more worthless states like Utah and Kentucky, and probably whatever state you are from. You should also be careful who you encourage to commit suicide idiot. Last week a kid put himself up on a webcam and proceeded to eat a bunch of pills. There were people chatting back and forth, but ultimately did nothing to stop it. Don't be douche yourself… ass.

    6. Ursus says:

      Soooo… let me get this… Larry Craig gets caught trying to get his thing on in the bathroom and he's a reviled criminal… these two idiots also get caught and that FUGLY idiot is celebrated. Well, you straights certainly have your double-standards figured out. WAAAAAY TO GO. Morons. At least you showed the mainstream media that nasty naughty bathroom sex isn't just the realm of "perverts" hahahahahahah!

    7. Mac G says:

      wow, tuns of anger. Craig was Mr. Family values and anti gay politician who was then busted foot tapping so he could get some gay sex. HUGE difference.

      Let us not forget that these 2 were watching the Hawkeyes absolutely destroy the Sota Rodents 55-0 and felt the need to get in a mid game quicky. This is how Hawkeye Nation rolls. Come Get Some.

    8. Germany says:

      You sure this dude lives in Iowa?

    9. quinn groovey says:

      I bet the chick had to pee real bad and bartered for a jump to the front of the line.

    10. Paul says:

      Hey Bernard,
      Fuck you and your "worst states" comment. Your obviously from the west where there's nothing but nut jobs, or the east where they all think their elite and better than everyone else. Hopefully one day your state will fall in the ocean.

    11. SAMMY says:

      HEY BERNARD,
      YOU MOBLOOD SHUTUP FUCKING MOUTH AND GO TO YOUR BATHROOM SI WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS SERINA AND CRISTIANA AND GET 5 TO 10 BABIES AND BE AS A BABYSITTER.

    12. PREPARE TO DIE says:

      SAMMY,
      SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BERNARD IS MY FEIEND

    13. PREPARE TO DIE says:

      SAMMY,
      SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BERNARD IS MY FEIEND

    14. PREPARE TO DIE says:

      SAMMY,
      SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BERNARD IS MY FEIEND

    15. PREPARE TO DIE says:

      SAMMY,
      SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BERNARD IS MY FEIEND

    16. […] biggest story of the week remains the photo discovery of the Stall-Sex Hero, Ross Walsh. Now we need more of Lois […]

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