Daily Dump: Proper Way To Cook A Turkey, Ultimate Detroit Lions Fan Guide For Turkey Day, 7 Moments In Holy Sh!t & Turkey Leg Porn

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If Taya Parker is sitting next to you today, congrats.

The original plan for this morning was to avoid this site like the plague.

But then we figured there were plenty of you who will need something to take your mind off Lions football, A&M football and your Aunt Nancy asking how your year has been.

“Not very f@#king good, Aunt Nancy.” 

“I lost my banking job, the house was foreclosed and the ex-wife got the Jets tickets in the divorce.” 

Is it possible for the football networks to put a positive spin today on the Detroit Lions? 

Pig out, don’t get too drunk and be safe.

Today’s Dump:

Listen up ladies: this is how you cook a turkey [Don Chavez]

The story behind this year’s presidential pardon turkey [Holy Taco]

This turkey won’t be having a good day [Machochip]

The ultimate guide for Detroit Lions fan on Turkey Day [World of Isaac]

Brian Urlacher family won’t be thanking each other [NFL Juice]

Reasons Raider Nation should be thankful [Examiner]

10 things to be thankful for in sports [Epic Carnival]

Top 7 moments in Holy Sh!t [Banned in Hollywood]

Get groceries at Cum Park Plaza [CamelTap]

Today’s Thanksgiving Tail: 

Turkey leg porn [Coed]

Hot pilgrim women who won’t be cooking for you today [Next Round]

Helen Tucker does Maxim [on205th]

Jessica and her pair of turkeys [CelebSlam]

Jakki Degg 2009 calendar a hot Black Friday option [Dirty Rotten]

Aubrey O’Day rumored to be getting naked for Playboy [BBI]

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