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Added: 3 Hours Ago, 2008

Premise of Video: (from the videographer’s report) After a San Francisco 49’ers fan wouldn’t stop yelling obscenities at Dallas Cowboys fans, she got the ultimate Texas Stadium treatment (during yesterday’s game). A quick choke hold by a female security guard escort right to the drunk tank.

Climax of video: The choking, of course. The rest is just a fat lady you wouldn’t let your drunk buddy screw.

Conclusion: Obese women who support the sorry 49ers will not yell obscenities at Cowboys fan. If you do, plan on having your ass nearly choked out by MMA-trained fuzz from the Metro Plex.

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