You Will Show Your Hands When Photographed With Florida Panthers Ice Dancers
When ‘renting’ Florida Panthers Ice Dancers for $100 an hour there is a very specific rule you must follow.
In fact, the rule is spelled out bluntly on the request form.
Your hands will be shown in the picture. And they can be on the woman. Just let them see ‘em.
“Keep that right hand where I can see it.”
If you are a Panthers sponsor a dancer will cost you $100 an hour.
Non-sponsors will have to shell out $200. Dancers will be sent to a variety of events such as kids birthday parties.
When the day comes for us to have children this will be a guarantee for little Timmy. A grand on 5 dancers should do the trick.
But the little ones will have to be reminded.
We need to see your hands.
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When are we going to drop this PC garbage and call "ice dancers" what they really are? Strippers (or "Frozen Strippers" or "Ice Whores").
Oh wait, that would get rid of the no touching rule, wouldn't it?
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Hmmm, interesting, $100 to rent an "Ice Dancer"?? Ha, fellas it'll cost ya $0 if you rent Ice Dancer Kelly with her DDD's and her pancake face but you gotta buy her a nice happy meal and the bitch won't fail to get you off. She's a Log in bed but you won't more than five bucks.