Cuff 'Em: Florida State Footballers Brawl, Bengals Draft Pick Gets 30 Days, Maryland Down A Defender & An Eastern Arizona Punk

By Joe Kinsey November 13, 2008 Posted in Cuff 'Em Joe Kinsey g+ page

FSU footballers brawl and land Jenn Sterger on the Cuff ‘Em page.Â

â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

Now, before you jump to conclusions about Florida State football players being arrested for a huge campus brawl, rest assured there has been no police action. ESPN is in town. This isn’t what the Seminoles needed.
Here is an obvious cuff ‘em. Bengals Jason Shirley gets 30 days in the hole. It’s not really a hole, but more like a work program where he’ll watch TV and do crosswords. And he gets to do it after the season. Not too shabby.

Just when it seems everything is good at Maryland, a starter gets suspended after being arrested for assault. Poor Ralph.
The Eastern Arizona College football player who broke his teammates jaw has been arraigned on charges and swears he’ll never be a miscreant again. He has a football career to think of, says attorney.
The brutal murder of a British WAG might have been helped along by a policewoman, the mother of the accused. Sad.

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