This Guy Would Totally Impress Kyle Orton

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Added: Nov. 12, 2008

Premise of video: Guy tries to impress his buddies by pounding $4 pitchers and using his new wicked pickup lines on the broads at this dive bar. Like the always popular, “If you think I pound the beer fast you ought to see me in bed.”

Climax of video: His buddy in the background raises his arms in triumphant celebration.

Conclusion: Why waste time with pussy beer mugs? Get your drink on, f@ckers.

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