Cuff 'Em: UW-Madison Freakfest Losing Its Edge, Breathalyzer Idiot Gets Cuffed, Mom-Daughter Halloween Attack & Guy Thinks He Can Fly

By Joe Kinsey November 2, 2008 Posted in Daily Dump Joe Kinsey g+ page

Â Not the guy arrested in Cincinnati for being a moron.

â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

Today we move away from the sports angle to wrap up the Halloween weekend.Â

Halloween just not the same as in years past for students at the University of Wisconsin. Arrest numbers were down – only 77 cuffed – and the major issue of the night was too many people crowding the stage for O.A.R.
Guy wearing Breathalyzer costume gets arrested for being a drunken dick. Sorry, no photos.

This is a good one. A mom and daughter attack a Halloween shop worker after being denied a refund for torn costume. The kicker – the daughter ripped the outfit when putting it on at home. There was hair pulling and a ground and pound going on when police arrived.
For some reason this guy got really strange on Halloween and started talking about being able to fly. Later in the day he jumped off a third-story roof to his death. Also, earlier in the day he had been arrested for running around town naked.
Too old to trick or treat? Go out in a car and shoot the kids with paintballs. Morons.

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