Cuff 'Em: Former Colts' DB Jeff Burris Has Mad Driving Skills, Sports Reporter Into Kiddie Porn, U. Of Arizona Slackers And A UVA B&E
“Cuff ‘Em†is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- Former Colts’ defensive back Jeff Burris can actually drive backwards while under the influence of alcohol, reports Indiana police. Of course, he admits to drinking but won’t take the Breathalyzer. Suck on that, Indy fuzz.
- We found ourselves a perverted sports reporter in Colorado. This guy had 13,000 images of child porn and covered youth sports for the Grand Junction Free Press. The kicker – he did the reporting work for free. F@#ker.
- Only 96 liquor law violations at the University of Arizona during this past weekend’s homecoming festivities. Looks like this once legendary school is slipping. Slackers.
- More NCAA football trouble with breaking and entering. This time it’s at UVA where a fullback has been arrested. Their 401k is in the tank and they go crazy. Tough times.
- The cool mom who provides alcohol to football players who then allegedly rape a teen. Looks like mom is going down on this one.
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