Someone get Luis Vizcaino a stiff drink. Now!!Â
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- A teen Eastern Arizona College football player doesn’t really care for of his teammates and has something for him – like a wall slam and some choking. Dude who was attacked had three jaw fractures, says his mom. Police, of course, are investigating this teammate on teammate violence.
- Normally we’d call a guy who has to get a restraining order against another dude a pussy but in this case we’re holding back our judgment. The guy was actually afraid a Winona State football player would jump him and his family. That sounds serious.