Evel Knievel Not Impressed By Drunk Pats Fan

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Evel Knievel liked drinking.

And skirt chasing. The women came and went.

But life was mostly about adult beverages.

There are legendary stories from Butte, Montana where he was a legendary hellraiser when he wasn’t breaking his bones on a motorcycle.

So Evel would totally not approve of this imitator Monday night at the Pats-Broncos game who wastes beer over his buddy’s head.

The drunk part is commendable, but you cannot be a legend by making such stupid moves with your alcohol.

For all of you looking to go as Evel for Halloween, please don’t repeat this horrible mistake. The man is looking down on you.

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