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Cuff ‘Em: Kenny Stable Slithers Out Of DUI, Santonio Holmes Pot Bust, Former Yanks Announcer Likes Child Porn And Frat Idiots Off Hook

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Drunk? Who, Me?

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Kenny Stabler, no kidding, was found NOT GUILTY to his DUI charges. There was something about evidence being thrown out of court like the fact that the guy was totally blotto. The Snake somehow got out of this one but not before losing his cushy Alabama football analyst job.
  • An announcer who got his start with the New York Yankees is in slight trouble for something called child pornography. Robert Gamere faces federal charges of transporting and possessing the porn.

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