Lisa Guerrero Gets Shitfaced On Moonshine, Pens Song About Her Out Of Work Husband

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“Hot Sports Reporter Thursday,” rolls along today with the latest news blog entry from Lisa Guerrero, a classic with details of getting hammered on moonshine, interviewing John Daly and Jim McMahon and a venture into song writing.

Guerrero, famous for once posing naked in Playboy (NSFW boobage) and working MNF sidelines, is trying to revive a dead career with a gig at the L.A. Times as a blogger.

She goes out on the road to celebrity golf outings, talks to other washed up celebs and, we suppose, gets trashed on moonshine.

We’ll let her explain.

 

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Lisa…the floor is yours:

I was told that the batch of moonshine broken out for my enjoyment is called “Gramma’s Apple Pie,” and is so strong that if you dip a spoon into the stuff and light a match underneath it, the spoon will melt.

Naturally, I had a shot.

It looked a little like a urine test and smelled like cinnamon. The other local “good stuff” is cherry flavored and looks like Tang.

So you had a ‘shot.’ Doubt it. Lets be honest, Lisa.

I so enjoyed the music, and was so caught up in the spirit (and frankly, hung over) from my introduction to “Gramma’s Apple Pie”) that I sat down and penned my own country song. It’s called “The Comeback,” and it’s about an aging pitcher who still wants to play (three guesses who I wrote that song about).

NO!!!!

She went and got drunk on moonshine and decided it would be the perfect time to wax poetic about Scott Erickson (her husband), a guy who hasn’t played ball since the beginning of 2007.

Let this be a lesson to all other female sideline reporters. Moonshine will make you crazy. Take it from a crew who knows a thing or two about Cherry Bombs.

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