Lisa Guerrero Gets Shitfaced On Moonshine, Pens Song About Her Out Of Work Husband
â€œHot Sports Reporter Thursday,â€ rolls along today with the latest
news blog entry from Lisa Guerrero, a classic with details of getting hammered on moonshine, interviewing John Daly and Jim McMahon and a venture into song writing.
Guerrero, famous for once posing naked in Playboy (NSFW boobage) and working MNF sidelines, is trying to revive a dead career with a gig at the L.A. Times as a blogger.
She goes out on the road to celebrity golf outings, talks to other washed up celebs and, we suppose, gets trashed on moonshine.
We’ll let her explain.
I was told that the batch of moonshine broken out for my enjoyment is called â€œGrammaâ€™s Apple Pie,â€ and is so strong that if you dip a spoon into the stuff and light a match underneath it, the spoon will melt.
Naturally, I had a shot.
It looked a little like a urine test and smelled like cinnamon. The other local â€œgood stuffâ€ is cherry flavored and looks like Tang.
So you had a ‘shot.’ Doubt it. Lets be honest, Lisa.
I so enjoyed the music, and was so caught up in the spirit (and frankly, hung over) from my introduction to â€œGrammaâ€™s Apple Pieâ€) that I sat down and penned my own country song. Itâ€™s called â€œThe Comeback,â€ and itâ€™s about an aging pitcher who still wants to play (three guesses who I wrote that song about).
She went and got drunk on moonshine and decided it would be the perfect time to wax poetic about Scott Erickson (her husband), a guy who hasn’t played ball since the beginning of 2007.
Let this be a lesson to all other female sideline reporters. Moonshine will make you crazy. Take it from a crew who knows a thing or two about Cherry Bombs.