This photo showed up at Barstool Sports thanks to skinny dipper’s friend.
There is good news to report out of the University of Massachusetts this morning.
The cop, who suffered intense pain from being kneed in the nuts by a crazed, drunk college student skinny dipping in a kiddie pool at a UMass tailgate, has returned to work.
The officer, who’s name has not been released, was off work for two weeks after the attack.
Not even funny from a male perspective, the UMass Daily Collegian recaps the terrifying details.
“The four officers tried to arrest him, but he was wet and slippery and he then kneed an officer two times in the groin, requiring the officer to go to the hospital in an ambulance,” Archbald said.
The injured officer was admitted at Cooley Dickinson Hospital in Northampton, reportedly experiencing intense pain, nearly passing out, and was given morphine.
Thankfully this is all behind the officer now but he cannot possibly be over the traumatic experience of having his nuts pounded into quarter-sized pancakes by some naked college punk.
It’s not the sort of thing you just forget about.
UMass student knees cop [Barstool Sports]