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Cuff ‘Em: Grandma Steals Football, Winona State Football Sucker Punch, Marcus Vick DUI Verdict & Soccer Dad Pulls Gun

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The Vick family has plenty to be proud of. 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • You young punks will not kick a football into this grandma’s garden. In fact, the next time you do, she’s keeping the ball only to be arrested for theft. The kicker – she’s 89.
  • Moving on to Winona State where a football player put in one helluva night of drinking in order to pull together this police report. He started out by sucker punching some guy and then bolted from the hospital where doctors were trying to help him. “I just want to go to school, play football,” he told a judge. “I won’t mess up again.”

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