Somewhere in Tennessee right now this guy is sitting in a windowless dive bar, drinking $1 bottles of Busch Light, smoking generic cigarettes and preparing for another weekend of college football.
Even after watching this video two times it is nearly impossible to figure out exactly which school he supports, but this was at this year’s Vanderbilt-Auburn tailgate. It’s just a hunch but we’ll say he didn’t get a Vandy diploma.
What we can gather about this guy:
â€¢ Wears jorts, but not a Florida fan
â€¢ Will let you have sex with his sister
â€¢ Is 45 (and a man)
â€¢ Likely will die due to liver failure
â€¢ Loves Vanderbilt parties
Heeeyy! We’re out of here for the night.