Cuff 'Em: Mom Poses As 15-Year-Old Daughter To Join Cheerleading Team, Thunder Collins Feels Heat & Vanderbilt's Dopiest Frat Boys

By Joe Kinsey September 25, 2008 Posted in Cuff 'Em Joe Kinsey g+ page

â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

One of the strangest stories ever featured in this series. A 33-year-old woman has been arrested on identity theft charges after she enrolled in high school posing as her 15-year-old daughter. Mom even joined the cheerleading team and was told she sucked in math.
Former Husker Thunder Collins is in serious trouble after the fuzz files papers to charge him with murder. Somewhere Lawrence Phillips is laughing right now at his stupid ass.

On a lighter note, a football parent has been charged with disorderly conduct after tackling his son’s coach over play calling abilities. Ohio football dads take this stuff very seriously. Even at 9 these kids are on the hot seat for scholarship offers.
A University of Central Oklahoma football player has rape charges to answer. Looks like he lost his spot on the two-deep.
And finally….the collage of Vanderbilt frat punks arrested this past weekend.

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