Cuff 'Em: Getting Naked At Texas Tech Could Be Embarrassing & Colorado State Cornerback Grabs Crotch Has Nose Broken In 7 Places
CSU’s DeAngelo Wilkinson in happier times before having his nose broken.
â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- Attention, ladies. If you get naked at a Texas Tech game, are arrested and the fuzz doesn’t have anything to cover you in, the trip to the station will be pretty breezy. You will go to jail naked, says officer.
- Speaking of public nudity, a quarterback from Southeast Missouri State was arrested this week for failing to appear on public indecency charges. He was originally ticketed for taking a leak in public.
- Speaking of public nudity on a college campus, the College of New Jersey recently had an “older man” who was walking around campus wearing a waist-length raincoat and no pants. Just heading to the library, the man told police.
- It seems a Colorado State University football player has a thing for dancefloors and grabbing female crotch. Woman gets pissed, football dude punches her and some other guy comes to her defense by breaking the DBs nose in seven places. Fun times in Fort Collins.
- This is a stretch. Is your MLB team’s offense struggling down the wire? Maybe they can sign this swinger. He can really rake….at fast food joints. Nearly $8k in damages from baseball attack after being denied service.