Cubs Fan Wastes Summer On World Series Anthem

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We love Cubbie fans.

They are so desperate for a winner. It’s almost comical to watch as year after year something goes wrong and they must devise new ways to reverse the curse.

This guy is such a fan. He actually rewrote Linkin Park’s Bleed It Out to include such lyrics as:

Got a skipper in Lou Piniella
Let me tell ya, he’s such a fella

What the hell is that. Fella?

The entire lyrical debacle after the jump…

Here we go for the 100th time
Cubs have lost the last 99
But every day when I check the line
I think this year they could change my mind
Got a skipper in Lou Piniella
Let me tell ya, he’s such a fella
Even though the division’s stellar
They’ll stay on top of it through September
Big Z, Harden, Dempster, Wood
A pitching staff a little more than good
Kerry’s become the perfect save-man
Big Z hits the ball onto Waveland
So pour an Old Style and watch it foam
‘Cause here’s the point of this little poem
Say your prayers that we’re gonna see when they BRING THAT PENNANT HOME!

I wait it out
I’m a Cubs fan, and it really feels great
I wait it out
Gonna win it all in 2008
I wait it out
Ain’t no way a goat could seal our fate
To break this curse that we hate
Who will step up to the plate?
Well, it’s

Soto, Theriot, Jimmy Edmonds and Alfonso
Ramirez, D-Lee, and DeRo
Darryl Ward and Mike Fontenot
Now let’s talk about Fukudome
Of all the Cubs, he’s my favorite homey
In the bleachers is where you’ll find me
Drinkin’ beer right behind the Ivy
The Cardinal record? Only luck
And NO WAY, Astros, Reds and Bucs
Yeah the Brew Crew just landed CC
But no one said that this would be easy
“Holy Cow” comes from the sky
It ain’t been done since Mordecai
Say your prayers, and we’re almost there
We’re gonna HOLD THAT BANNER HIGH!

I wait it out
I’m a Cubs fan and it really feels great
I wait it out
Gonna win it all in 2008
Wait it out
Ain’t no way a goat could seal our fate
To break this curse that we hate
The Cubs step up to the plate

Well,
All of the North Side,
Can you hear me?
Forget the tears that we have cried
We’ll get a World Series now

Wait it out

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