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The Perfect Party Favor: Rent A USC Song Girl!

By   Joe Kinsey   September 5, 2008     Posted in Some other School   Joe Kinsey g+ page

Update: We’ve uncovered documents show a UCLA cheerleader can be rented for $100 per hour.

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We come across some strange stuff writing this blog.

Most of it you’ll never see because it’s not really funny or worth wasting even more of your time. But this one stuck out to us.

Did you know it was possible to rent a USC Song Girl?

It’s true. The school will charge you “$150 per girl” and request some pertinent information regarding what the appearance will include. Then you’ll probably be processed into the FBI database for criminal activity.

Song Girl appearance ideas and the contract after the jump…

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Parts of the official contract to hire a Song Girl

Ideas For USC Song Girl Appearances:

A beer bong party?

Ride in your car?

Go for a swim?

Cheer for your team?

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9 Responses to “The Perfect Party Favor: Rent A USC Song Girl!”
  1. EJ says:
    September 5, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Is it me or are half of those chicks ugly this year! Stephanie and Lindsey are dogs!

    Reply
  2. swoops10066 says:
    September 9, 2008 at 7:52 am

    They must charge by the pound!!!
    Go Bruins!!!

    Reply
  3. Colleen Hayward says:
    April 27, 2013 at 11:52 pm

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    Reply

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