Cuff 'Em: Cheerleading Coach Going To Slammer, Teen Security At US Open Phones In Bomb Threat, Ball State Dope & Phallic Symbols
The mom and cheerleading coach who likes to get drunk and fondle boysÂ
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- If you are female, a cheerleader coach and like to get young boys drunk before fondling them, California will send your ass to jail and make you register as a sex offender. Just ask this woman.
- This is what you get when you hire teens as security at the US Open. They call in bomb threats. 3 times.
- Ball State safety and son of Houston Texans coach gets a little boozy and lands a DUI. Congrats.
- 150 kids get into a fight at a high school football game and only 2 are arrested.
- If you spray phallic symbols all over the school, football stadium, etc., expect to be arrested and to miss a few days of school.