We knew the day was coming, folks.
The end of college tailgating debauchery is nearly here. Just take a look at UNLV cops ruining this awesome octabong by ripping it from the hands of students who worked all summer on this tool towards female drunkenness and public vomiting.
Luckily there are some places, like Louisville, Kentucky where one can still erect a stage and stripper pole for aspiring Cardinals dancers.
Now we just need to hot ones to jump on stage.