â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- Dawg (seen above) is in the can for pulling a gun on another teen to steal his hat and shoes. It just happens that the punk is also a stud high school football player in Texas.
- Listen up Bowling Green State University football players. Finding a credit card and then walking into a store to buy an Xbox with it doesn’t usually go well. Morons never figured the store cameras would catch them.
- A DUI at Cal will get you a one-game suspension.
- Oh look, the guy who kicked the shit out of KC coach Tom Gamboa is going back to the can.
- A cheerleading coach (sorry, male) accused of sex acts with under age girls. Chris Hanson would like a word with you, sir.