College Football ‘O8: Say Hello To New Season, ‘Cocks Cheerleader Katey Kelly In Bikini

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It’s like Christmas morning for the Busted Coverage staff.

The editors are busy checking sources for tailgating photos. BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich is working 12-hour shifts looking for drunken buffonery and this blog begins 5 months of damn near wire-to-wire football coverage.

Of course if there is a sudden outbreak of stupidity in say, women’s soccer, we’ll be there.

We get the 2008 College Football Season started today with a cheerleader you’ll have the chance to see on ESPN tonight as the NC State Wolfpack invade Columbia, South Carolina to face the ‘Cocks (odds, TV crew, USC cheerleaders).

In true BC fashion, we don’t cover Xs and Os. See ESPN, CBS or FanHouse for that information.

We’re all about cheerleaders, drunks and stupidity. Let the games begin!

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Katey, left, and friend in an off-season training program

From The Katey Kelly File:

Age: 20

MySpace Song: Emergency by Paramore

Status: In a relationship

Height: 5-foot-2

Favorite Music Groups: Skynard, Eric Clapton, AC/DC, Death Cab For Cutie, OAR, The Stones and The Charlie Daniels Band

This chick is a party waiting to happen if you like classic rock and semi-religious chicks rolled into one. Katey has some Protestant in her so all you Catholic guys stand little chance with this ‘Cock.

Your best bet is to play gay and work your way into a relationship of shopping and trying on bikinis. Sounds like a good job for our new intern.

Anyway, let the season begin. We’ve been ready.

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