Robert Paxton The Coolest College President – Ever
The Prez helping ladies reach their dreams.
Meet Robert Paxton (old guy, above left), president of Iowa Central Community College.
He’s all for helping younger ladies attempt to bong Coors mini kegs while partying on some random lake over July 4.
And it’s his personal business, the Prez tells the Des Moines Register after this photo surfaced at the newspaper this weekend.
Notice the technique from Paxton. The guy says he was pulling the keg away.
Paxton said the photo was made on July 4 at West Okoboji Lake. He said his 19-year-old son, John, who was a student at Iowa Central last school year, is the younger man in the photo.He said his son was not drinking on the boat.
However, Iowa court records show that a day after the photo was made, John Paxton was arrested and charged with second-offense drunken driving in Dickinson County, where Okoboji is located. The younger Paxton has pleaded not guilty.
Paxton goes on to say the keg wasn’t working properly and he tried to put it back down as the photo was snapped.
Really? Trying to put it back down?
Dude, come clean. You are 52, on a boat with young chicks in bikinis and at least two of those ladies are having fun with vodka.
The guy has taken some stupid community college to great heights thanks to this photo.
We salute you, Prez.
Who’s ready for Smirnoff shots?