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Those implants won her several flowers and 4 draft beers

You spend $5k on new boobs.

True, they look good to your husband. He tells you how beautiful those puppies are. But you want more.

There is a burning desire to show off the mammaries to mullet-sporting, hard drinking Harley types. What are your options? Pick a weekend, pick a Hooters or Harley dealership and enter a bikini contest.

We’ll be here throughout the summer to chronicle the adventures with our Monday feature, “Implant Madness: The Weekend Bikini Recap.”

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Say hello to the ladies of Johnson City, Tennessee

Welcome to Johnson City, Tennessee, strategically positioned between nowhere and nowhere special.

This city is literally in the middle of the boonies and yet look at the quality of women who show up at the local Hooters to show off their implants.

Unless, of course, these fine specimens are trucked in from more tropical locales like Knoxville. Our staff of Indian researchers is efforting to find out.

Anyway, it seems last weekend was the perfect time for the Hooters to hold its bikini contest.

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The winner and her court before being kicked off stage for the hair band.

 

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