Daily Dump: The New Tomb Raider, Mary Carillo Eats Yak, Dime Bag Double-Down, Two Jews & A Black, Wilbon Cranks Out Tune And Merxe Is Hot
Allison is the new face of Tomb Raider
Damn, it’s Day 5 and the Olympics haven’t lost any momentum.
Even Mary Carillo eating Yak cheese is riveting.
A quick look at the baseball standings tells us that the Yankees and Sox still trail the Rays. The Angels are ready to clinch and the Cubs are preparing to sell playoff tickets.
In Green Bay, the Packers went on without Broadway Brett – and survived.
Dude doubles down with a dime bag, cuffed [Tasty Booze]
Gay, Kobe and gushes in same headline [Hugging Harold Reynolds]
3 quick steps to get Fox News types to watch Olympics [Next Round]
Two Jews and a black man help Phelps win gold [The Sports Point]
The hottest beach volleyball photos – so far – from Games [Angry T]
Gold medalist says Wii helped him win [Computer & Video Games]
Bush ass smack volleyball photo makes this Hall of Fame [Uncoached]
Carlos Boozer’s Chinese nickname is scary [Brahsome]
Wilbon pipes crank out 7th inning stretch at Wrigley [Awful Announcing]
Madden ’09 Code of Conduct [Blue Monkey Disco Party]
How to get your girlfriend to watch football [AskMen.com]
5 Esquire covers that couldn’t beat Brady [Cuzoogle]
Watch the ball connect squarely with cheerleader [Gibbs12]
Gyllenhaal roiding? It looks that way [Holy Taco]
Merxe in foreign FHM, you know what that means [Camel Tap]
Melyssa has plenty of cleavage to go around [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
We’re sure Hillary has implants [GorillaMask]
Largest boob collection we’ve seen all week [Coed]
Speaking of boobs, Cindy Margolis has new photos [Drunken Stepfather]
Yes, we’re prepared to see Brooke Hogan naked in Playboy [on205th]
Jenna Jameson is obviously a bad liar [Derober]
Kate Bosworth needs to eat a burger [Double Viking]
Several galleries that will waste company time [Bright Black Internet]
It was time to feature some black tail [My Chill Pill]