Daily Dump: Bonds Takes Man Cans To Maui, Naked Olympians, Pussy Soccer Fan, MLB’s Fattest Teams And Kardashian Sporting Mig Missiles

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Carin, we’re going to need you to remove the hand and turn to the right.”

The Yankees are in trouble. Big Papi misses Man-Ram. The Rays could really win this thing.

So says Buster Olney.

Of course the Rays can win the East. They play baseball the way it was pre-roids. Remember 1990? Lou Pinella took the Reds wire-to-wire with base running, situational hitting and a bullpen.

In other news, our friend Don Chavez spices things up today with the Kentucky Wildcats cheerleaders in action. After yesterday’s Xavier debacle, Don is due for some award winners.

Today’s Dump:

Where in the world is Barry Bonds? Maui? [The Final Score]

Naked Olympians who paved way for Amanda Beard [Fan IQ/100% Injury Rate]

Pussy soccer fan needs to man up [Machochip]

The reason nobody likes Notre Dame fan [Angry T]

MLB Top Fat Ass teams according to the scale [Where's Ubaldo]

We had no idea Goodell and Jane Skinner were hitched [NFL Juice]

6 hottest then unknown women in Saved By The Bell [Uncoached]

UK football team down a QB after arrests [Meaningful Collateral]

Most overplayed songs at college parties [Coed]

Floridians need lessons in calling 911 [Tasty Booze]

Today’s Tail:

Paris Hilton and pussy boyfriend go to amusement park [Flatusyahu]

Kardashian somehow gets her boobs into this top [CelebSlam]

Nereida bikinis always come minus the top (NSFW) [on205th]

Kristin Bell likes what Amanda Bynes is sportin’ [Blog of Hilarity]

Bored with baseball? Have a fantasy female draft [Banned In Hollywood]

Elena’s thong prevents annoying tan lines [Double Viking]

Lanna actually got into business school with this body [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Ten time wasters that you’ll actually enjoy [Bright Black Internet]

Sophia Bush at Teen Choice for you nerds out there [Cuzoogle]

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