The Differences Between Horse Balls & Brady Quinn
Wait until the gay community find this pic of Brady in tights. ‘Gasms for all!
One likes wearing black tights in 90+ degree temperatures.
The other is straight and doesn’t mind when ladies get a good look at his bare legs.
One will hold a clipboard all season.
The other will enjoy his millions by sliding his left hand under another grown man’s ass.
One will be lusted after by millions of horny gay men.
The other will text message Playmate Sara Jean Underwood.
The backup will shill for Subway and Hummer.
The starter doesn’t have time for endorsements because he has an actual job.
Need we go on. The differences are clear.