Samardzija to the ladies: “Get Some!”
It used to be big news when Charlie Weis showed up at Wrigley to sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame. His form is legendary. Tubby just happened to be back in the Windy City this weekend to a earn booing from Cubby fan.
While fat ass can do no right in Chicago, the same can’t be said for his former stud wide receiver.
This Jeff Samardzija hysteria is already sickening and it’s only a few days old.
“He’s a rock star!”
“Jeff is a panty dropper!”
“Jeff throws at least 105 mph!”
“There’s no way we can lose the World Series now!”
Sorry to break the news to Cubs fan. Your team is now 15-16 since you let that emo pussy Pete Wentz onto the sacred mound where Steve Trout once mowed them down.
In other news, Charlie