Daily Dump: Kardashian’s Ass Not Shrinking, Too Much Penis At Deadspin?, Long Wang, Penn State Drunk, More Kardashian & The Brangy Bunch

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Looker Caroline won’t be in your future this weekend. More pics here.

Look how lucky you guys are today. A huge dump is in store for our viewing public.

About last night: went to the bar, bowling and a LSU-Auburn game from ’07 were on. Walter Ray Williams was sporting shorts and a knee brace. It was a great sporting moment from some outdoor tournament. About 30-40 people were on hand for this gem.

Needless to say a request to see the Brewerss-Cardinals was put in. The Brew Crew stays hot. 8 in a row.

We’re just a few weeks away from meaningful preseason NFL. Our nipples are hard just thinking about it.

Today’s Dump:

Too much penis for Deadspin readers to take? [Flatusyahu]

Reggie’s warning to Kim about ass doesn’t seem to be working (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]

Top 5 titles for Arod sex tape if it even exists [Don Chavez]

Top famous chicks to start a fantasy cheerleader team [Cuzoogle]

UNC wrestling recruit named Long Wang [Chicago Bull]

Louisville has America’s top college dance team [College OTR]

Best inter-conference college games of 2008 [Next Round]

Top scandal cards collectors really want from Upper Deck [Blue Monkey Disco]

Penn State student turns 21st, gets drunk, arrested with Alamo trophy [Sports Point]

Laying money on WNBA – today’s sign of degenerate gambler [Rumors and Rants]
You know how we know you’re gay? You use a beer handle [NFL Juice]

30 great moments in found porn history [Banned in Hollywood]

The Golden Girls of 2048: Simpson, Scarlett, Swank, Leah [Buzz Pirates]

Top signs parents are unfit to raise children [Tasty Booze]

Brad and Angelina: The Brangy Bunch [Liquid Generation]

Today’s Tail:

Joanna Krupa is an underrated bikini wearer [on205th]

The porn world’s latest 19-year-old find [Uncoached]

Our can’t miss post: The Daily Snapshot [Coed]

Gloria Velez would make you max the Visa card [Holy Taco]

So would Nikolina [Gorilla Mask]

Even more Kardashian – this time touched up with airbrush [Celebridiot]

Emmanuelle Chriqui goes with maid outfit in this photo shoot [Camel Tap]

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