Cuff 'Em: Kenny Kelly Goes Down For Dope, Virginia QB Found With Beer & Frat Heist Prevented

By Joe Kinsey July 24, 2008 Posted in Cuff 'Em Joe Kinsey g+ page

Hmm, he went to Miami and is in trouble with the fuzz? Is that possible?Â

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A Virginia backup QB is arrested for underage possession and you’d think the world was coming to an end in Charlottesville. The guy had a single open container.
Former U. of Miami QB Kenny Kelly was arrested Wednesday for solicitation to deliver pot. Damn gas prices.

Former NFLer Kenyatta James is in some deep trouble with the fuzz over drugs. We suppose the Arena Football gig wasn’t paying the bills.
Big news at Penn State. A fraternity brothers photo frame heist was stopped before punks could get away with stealing frat property. One punk even tried to steal a can of root beer.
Purdue police have cracked the case of a guy using a female ID to gain access to the student rec center where he was jacking items from lockers. We’re stunned the use of opposite sex ID raised red flags.

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