Reason #3256094 why bikini inventor should be congratulated. Photo Credit.
He tells you how beautiful those puppies are. But you want more.
There is a burning desire to show off the mammaries to mullet-sporting, hard drinking Harley types. What are your options? Pick a weekend, pick a Hooters or Harley dealership and enter a bikini contest.
Weâ€™ll be here throughout the summer to chronicle the adventures with our
Monday feature, â€œImplant Madness: The Weekend Bikini Recap.â€
Sorry for the late Implant Madness this week. Instead of bringing you some garbage that wasn’t deserving of this post, our editors waited until this bikini car wash from Missouri popped up.
You heard us correctly. This chick is cleaning cars in Missouri. God we love the Show Me State.