Cuff ‘Em: Beauty Queen Gets Slashed, Kaczur Gets Off Easy & And Lousiana Teen Athletes Juicing
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â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- We’ve about had it with punks trying to disfigure cheerleaders turned beauty queens. BC researchers aren’t sure of too many other incidents but assume this isn’t a first. That is the type of information we get for outsourcing our editing to India. Anyway, this chick was slashed several times for being pretty.
- Kaczur gets off easy but still has snitch tag associated with his name.
- Louisiana high schoolers busted for ‘roids. Attempts to shrink nuts stopped by authorities.
- Shocker! Baseball memorabilia dealer is a little shady. What do you freaks expect from a grown man still dealing in baseball cards. Dude is on the hook for thousands of dollars in fraud.