â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- We’ve never heard of being arrested for impersonating a baseball player, but it appears you can be kicked out of the All-Star Fan Fest. The Sporting Blog’s Chris Mottram had this report yesterday about a guy who did just that. See above.
- Sidney Lowe’s son has great hair and some charges to take care of.
- Things are getting really serious for the moron who wrote the fake Oklahoma QB coke story. He’s now being sued by the newspaper who’s template he used.
- And finally we stop in Bradenton, Florida where it seems a high school team will start fall practice without its star QB. He’s in a little trouble for murder.