Cuff 'Em: Nebraska Fan Screwed After Internet Hoax, Golf Cart On Highway And BGSU Adds To Prison Population

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Not her boobs, stupid. The OU coke story.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  •  “I’m going to prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law,” said Kevin Jones, Landry’s father. “I’ve got deep enough pockets to do it.” That’s the word out of Oklahoma this morning as a Nebraska fan is up shit creek without a paddle after running with a hoax story about two OU quarterbacks and coke. Enough said.
  • Guy takes golf cart onto Interstate 81 in Virginia. If that isn’t crazy enough, he stole it after being released from jail for an arrest earlier in the evening. Of course that arrest was for dope.

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