Phil Hellmuth Makes WSOP Entrance On Jeep, Dressed As Patton, With Hot Chicks In Tow

Priceless Vegas moment: Hellmuth enters as grandma looks for car

…and we figured the WSOP jumped the shark when Norman Chad joined the ESPN booth.

Phil Hellmuth proved today that there is yet another way to show how big of a douche he is by entering the Rio courtesy of a Jeep, chicks and a General Patton costume. The 11 chicks represented his WSOP bracelets. No kidding.

It’s not that we hate Hellmuth. He is the white version of a black football player who does end zone dances. We need douches such as the Poker Brat and Joe Horn. It makes life interesting like reading wrinkling the pages of Hustler for the first time as a 13-year-old.

More of Hellmuth after the jump…

Chuck Liddell looks happy he wasted his Sunday afternoon at a table with dumb shit. Of course ESPN put the two beasts at the same table. Executives were obviously hoping Chuck would grab the Brat by the neck and make him tap out.

It would make for, like, great TV.

The ladies meet another douche not named Hellmuth

 

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