1st place. Young. Relatively loaded with cash. Plays for Tampa. Cool name.
And Erin Andrews wants to talk to you. In the locker room. While you sit in a recliner.
Dick Vitale is calling you Brooks Robinson. Blonds are screaming your name. Restaurants refuse your payments.
A smokeshow is interviewing you instead of a dude with a perm.
Life as Evan Longoria can’t get much better than this.
*This post was just a front to post pics of EA and her giant belt. It must take a chainsaw to get that damn thing off her waist.