Â There is nothing that gets our freedom juices flowing quite like a solid patriotic anthem…and when there isnt one of those available, we turn to the musical stylings of Rick Derringer and the immortal Hulk Hogan. Â Not the Hogan of today,Â what with his philanderingÂ ,Â inappropriate touching of his own daughter, andÂ slandering the name of a guy with a softball sized hole in his head that was conveniently cased in some capacity by his douchebag kid….no not that one. Â We mean vintage Hulkster, prayers and vitamins and all that jazz. Â One half of the Mega Powers,Â vanquisher of Debo from Friday, andÂ steerer of out of control airplanes on final approach to Parts Unknown.
Happy 4th of July people…and you’re welcome.Â
Bunkie Perkins is one of the diabolical masterminds behind Friends of the Program. He’ll be here all week. Tip your waitress.