Jeff Garcia's Alibi Turns 26

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Bunkie Perkins, one of the diabolical masterminds behind triumphantly mediocre blog Friends of the Program, takes the Busted Coverage wheel this week. Expect a refined approach to all things sport and culture…with a substantial amount of gratuitous flesh peddling mixed in.

Thats right, Im not above beginning with a hack “Birthday Barn” bit.

A special Happy Birthday goes out to Playboy Playmate and cover for “fancy” NFL quarterbacks Carmella DeCesare. We have no doubt that hubby Jeff (he of the “no fair no fair, there are too many quarterbacks, I want to be the most special boy” sentiments) got her His and Hers spa treatments (“Its same sex massages right?…ok splendid”) for her special day.

It’s also Pam Anderson’s birthday but we dont recognize over 40 vegi-fanatic herp nests…sorry.

More Carmella goodness after the jump.








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