A Baseball Bat, Beer Can And A Mouth
Look, this is how guys determine close friends in life.
Women are just the opposite. They seek friends that can go shopping and tell them they look hot in that dress even though the your fat ass could stand to lose 20.
Dudes cut through the bullshit. We hold beer cans in our mouths and ask a brah to launch it with a baseball bat. If the swinger misses and puts you in the hospital, he wasn’t a true friend.