How Not To Smuggle Beer Into A Sporting Event

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Somehow this one slipped by our research team around the time of the Kentucky Derby but should serve as a lesson to all you beer smugglers out there.

You will not get away with stashing 6-packs of beer under your shirt. Police are now trained to detect fake fat rolls.

From our days of sneaking liquor into stadiums we recommend hitting up baseball stadiums, such as Comerica Park where you can easily sneak in liters of rum. Make sure you don’t forget extra cups for the friends. Buy a Coke and share it amongst the group for a fun day at the park.

Never try to tape beer cans to your chest. Stupid. But then again this is Kentucky.

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